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- 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
- me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
- current me: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
- me in 30 years: omg my daughter forgot to feed her neopet this morning! i might ground her
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- when walking down the hallway at school
- me: get the fuck out of my way
- me: move bitch
- me: i REALLY APPRECIATE being elbowed in the side thank you for that
- me: oh yes hug your friend in front of my locker i'll just stand here and pretend i have better things to do with my life
- me: what are you looking at do not make eye contact with me
- me: this book better not drop and if it does i am not picking it up because effort
- me: step on the back of my shoe again and i will end you
- me: i want to be hot
- me: i should exercise
- me: i am not moving
- my teacher: where is your homework?
- me: may i deliver it to you through interpretive dance
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